OK, you people are really starting to piss me off.
Each month, I write a Pulitzer-quality rant, thinking I am giving you clever and compelling material with which to launch your thoughts, opinions or ideas about pantyhose. But Nooooooooooooooo!
I’ve been writing since May and we have a whole six comments to show for it. Oh wait, two of those were my replies to your comments. OK, we have four comments. Four.
And these literary masterpieces aren’t the work of some amateur writing from a basement in some seedy part of town. I mean these are coming from the president and co-founder of the sexiest pantyhose you can find anywhere. Yet, even our hundreds of loyal customers from throughout the world, a captive audience if you will (they are visiting the ActSensuous Web site for a reason), won’t write a one-sentence nod or an alternate viewpoint?
I have seen plain old blogs out there on the Internet (meaning not from a pantyhose company), where someone writes that pantyhose are too hot or too tight, and there are 30 comments that follow. I am soooooooo jealous.
I have to think it’s your fault. Yes, that’s the only reasonable explanation. I keep thinking that perhaps all of you (except for those four I mentioned earlier) are unaccustomed to, or uncomfortable with, the whole blog concept. So I’ve gone to great lengths to point out that you can remain completely anonymous. You don’t have to subscribe to anything. Heck, you don’t even have to be an ActSensuous customer (but really, why wouldn’t you wanna be? I mean, seriously!) to reply to one of my blogs.
Just in case you think it’s too much trouble or you’re not sure how to comment, let me offer these instructions one more time:
Simply click the tiny “Leave a Comment” link that appears at the end of each post, and a window will pop up for you to write in. Your identity remains completely anonymous to the outside world. All that appears is whatever name you use and your comment. Only I ( as the blog administrator) see the original content, including your name and email address, so I’ll know when you post a comment. All the reader will see is a name you choose and your comment. You can even comment on someone else’s comment.
So c’mon, help me out here. Show me the love. If you don’t have any opinion about the blog topics I’ve written, feel free to send me an idea for a pantyhose subject you’d like for me to write about.
Is anyone out there? Want to be heard on the subject of pantyhose? Pretty Please.